A hedgehog was walking in the woods.. sun was shining, wind was playing in the leaves of trees and he had that little, good feeling in the heart that hedgehogs usualy have when they are on a nice walk in the woods.
Behind one of the curves of trail a hedgehog found a jumping rope. "Ah! What a find!" hedgehog thought to himself. He took the jumping rope in his hands and started to jump around with it. Hop, hop, hop hedgehog went jumping around the woods with his new jumping rope.
But.. oh my! Rope catched on some branche and poof - the rope teared apart.
For a moment there hedgehog felt very very sad. And who wouldn't - it was so fun to jump around with his new toy.. And now - it was gone. Ah.. all the wonderful things in this world pass so fast. It's such a shame!
But hedgehog then realized - he doesn't realy need a piece of rope, to jump around! So he trew away his broken, chinese slavelabour made piece of shit someone once bought for 49 cents.. gave the world a look of pure childish happiness.. and went hop, hop, hop jumping around the woods and laughing on his new found game.
Stop buying shit you don't need!
And stop needing shit!